a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

gizmoera:

shihtzuman:

Craig Stellmacher originally shared:

“I’m sorry, you’d have to… that was kind of convoluted, the way I heard it, could you please restate it?” Brooks said in response.

“Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) on Friday appeared to short circuit after CNN’s John Berman asked him if a Democrat president could in the future use the precedent being set by President Donald Trump to unilaterally declare climate change a “national emergency.”

During a discussion about Trump potentially bypassing Congress to order the construction of his border wall by declaring a “national emergency,” Berman asked Brooks what he would think of a future Democratic president using the same tactics to address climate change.

“I’m sorry, you’d have to… that was kind of convoluted, the way I heard it, could you please restate it?” Brooks said in response.

“What I’m saying is, if the president can make the claim that national security money, emergency money is needed for a wall, could a president at one point say it’s needed to fight climate change?” he asked.

At this point, Brooks’ eyes darted about and there was an uncomfortable pause before he responded.

“I would have to look at the specific statutes to see what you can and cannot do,” he said. “This is so far out there…”

“Why?” Berman interjected. “If it’s a matter of national security and the president deems it so, why is it outside the purview of the law?”

“I don’t see how that example that you gave affects the national security of the United States,” he replied.

“The Pentagon and the intelligence services often talk about the affects of climate change,” Berman shot back.”–The Raw Story 01/11/2019

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/gop-lawmaker-short-circuits-cnn-host-asks-dem-president-declare-climate-change-national-emergency/

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/gop-lawmaker-short-circuits-cnn-host-asks-dem-president-declare-climate-change-national-emergency/

justsomeantifas:

The wording of this headline is .. so fucking absurd to me:

They’re just like “yeah raping women in a vegitative state and making them pregnant is rare but like lol doctors, nurses, etc. are horny rapists lol wat can you do”

like.. OF COURSE WE KNOW IT’S NOT FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE it’s obviously happened… no one is fucking upset over it being “unprecedented”

we’re upset that a woman was fucking raped. 

Holy fucking shit, how detached from humanity can you get that all you’re worrying about is the possibility, and not the actuality.

heringstuff:

respectthefemalebody:

yonicstar:

gayhex:

An aspect of misogyny that isn’t looked at today is much as it should be is men’s obsession with divorce rates rising. Men picture it so shocking and so upsetting that women leave their asses as a bad thing when in reality divorces can save lives and are better than having ppl be married who hate each other

My brother seriously thinks that the fact that developed countries have higher divorce rates means this generation “doesn’t know how to handle frustration”… pff sure, m8.

It’s like, naw dude, divorce rates go up when women aren’t forced to depend on men to survive. Divorce rates are lower in societies where women can’t even work their own jobs because it’s so much harder for women to survive without men.

I’ve heard so many people talk about how divorce rates are low for arranged marriages as if that reflects well on those marriages. A low divorce rate isn’t always a good thing!

moonlandingwasfaked:

itmakesyousorry:

moonlandingwasfaked:

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

Bob’s Burgers did it first 😤😤😤

don’t u dare come to my page and insult metal gear again

lost-space-cadet:

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

purple-dawn:

derinthemadscientist:

insomniac-arrest:

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

*pack bond with large carnivores*

*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

so the preppers should then be the villains in those movies

wizardscience:

jakemorph:

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy

crybabybutch:

‘violence begets violence’ uh yah bitch nazis are violent and theyll begetting this violence

(Source: littlesoy)

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

ultraviolet-techno-ecology:

The normalization of stimulant-usage as the standard method of ensuring enough energy in the day to perform labour is itself a massive sign that the economic demands placed upon humans are inhumane.

I wish more people were aware that “Needing coffee just to wake up.” is a sign that your lifestyle is killing you - and that those who demand you maintain that lifestyle through economic coercion are endangering your wellbeing for profit.

tilthat:

TIL researchers studied cats viewing photos of various bearded men. Cats viewing long beards exhibited paralysis and signs of severe neurological distress. Researchers concluded cats don’t like men with long beards, are indifferent to short beards, and disturbed/confused by incomplete beards

via reddit.com

librius:

librius:

librius:

hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

holy shit

welcome to hell! welcome to hell!